morn-ings:

I’M SO DONE WITH LIFE
*flips laptop*
*flips cat*
*flips bed*
*flips house*
*sells for profit*

thefrogman:

An original I made for Slacktory.

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theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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rodneykong:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

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teashoesandhair:

I don’t understand why there are so many Tumblr blogs with URLs that are degrees of raven

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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